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Nov-15-2007

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response, refer to #3.

[daryllorette’s blog]

Posted under Thoughts | WhatNots
Nov-14-2007

Women are EVIL

Here is the proof:

We all know that women requires time and money.

women = time X money

and according to Benjamin Franklin, “time is money”

time = money

so we have

women = money X money, so women = money^2

from the Bible, we know money is the root of all evil

money = sqrt(evil)

by squaring both sides we have

money^2 = evil

and making the final substitution, we conclude

women = evil

[The Phrase Finder]

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Nov-12-2007

Evercrest Golf Club and Resort - Tagaytay

One of the good spots in Tagaytay…

Some photos here

Posted under Photoshoots